Teacher asked student, "Why do you think Parvathi chose Shiva as her husband?"
Can you guess
"Five reasons", said the student,
"1. Shiva does not wear clothes since he is Digambar. So no issue of washing clothes.
2. He has the moon on his head so no problem of light and no issues of electricity bill payments.
3. Ganga flows from him so no shortage of water.
4. Shiva eats only raw veggies so no cooking required.
5. Since he does not have parents no issues with in laws."
Teacher fell at the student's feet.